August 9th, 2007, filed by Robert Basler
Blog guy, I’ve been reading your advice about things such as belly dancing, contortionism, snake handling, voluntary mutilation and other respected careers, and I’m wondering if you could suggest some areas of study that I might not have considered?
Have you thought about the field of competitive beauty pageantry? We have some photos from a “school” in Bolivia that prepares young women for a long and rewarding career of tiara-wearing. If you can smile for no reason whatsoever, and your name ends in an “i” even though it probably shouldn’t - Bambi, Brandi, Randi, Candi, etc. - you may have royal potential. Think about it.
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Models receive instruction in etiquette from a teacher at Producciones Gloria beauty school in Santa Cruz August 8, 2007. Producciones Gloria is Bolivia’s leading school for beauty contestants and models, and prepares girls from Paraguay as well. REUTERS/David Mercado
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August 9th, 2007 at 5:55 pm GMT
Ridiculous. These models will never eat enough to need to know how to use a knife and fork.
August 10th, 2007 at 7:25 pm GMT
Do they happen to need someone to run their computer training department?
How about their “I am painfully aware that I haven’t got a chance in Hell but I’ll still ask the question” department?
August 10th, 2007 at 7:28 pm GMT
Sure, lady. Let us see just the shoulder in the tilted mirror.
August 10th, 2007 at 7:29 pm GMT
Donde Estas Las Comidas was never one of my favorite Novelas.
August 10th, 2007 at 7:30 pm GMT
Is this followed by a practical exam or multiple choice?
August 10th, 2007 at 7:31 pm GMT
The meal plan at this University leaves much to be desired.
August 10th, 2007 at 7:48 pm GMT
The Empress’s New Feast.
August 11th, 2007 at 3:12 pm GMT
“I’m too sexy for this for this fork, too sexy for this fork, too sexy for pork.”
August 12th, 2007 at 9:40 pm GMT
I think I’m having a Pavlovian reaction AND salivating.