How do you get to Carnegie Hall? Melons!

August 8th, 2007, filed by Robert Basler

Anybody in advertising will tell you, do what you can to hook the customer. Now, take this watermelon salesman in the picture. I’ll bet buyers flock to him, because he’s got an act.

“Judy, we’re not getting our fruit from those other guys with no melons on their heads, and not even from that fella with only one melon. No, we’re doing business with the one who can balance two melons, until somebody comes along who can do three…”

Of course, maybe it’s all just a sad trick. What if that’s just a very elaborate haircut, or he has a spike through the melons, or what if they’re some of those fancy helium melons we’ve all read about? All we know for certain about this dude is, he arrives at the market looking like this, in a car with an open sunroof. Hmmmm…..

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A Palestinian vendor balances watermelons on his head to attract customers in the West Bank city of Ramallah July 30, 2007. REUTERS/Loay Abu Haykel

11 responses to “How do you get to Carnegie Hall? Melons!”

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  1. K. says:

    Well…I would have bought the melons…but I’m not down with the whole undershirt thing. And what’s with the necklace? It doesn’t go with his outfit at all!

  2. John C Abell says:

    This guy better pray that Gallagher is nowhere in the vicinity.

  3. Shawn Hendricks says:

    The rollerblades are overkill. Cool, but still overkill.

  4. Shawn Hendricks says:

    The universal symbol for “I’ve only got eight melons left to sell.”

  5. Shawn Hendricks says:

    Those vegetable cannons are danged accurate.

  6. Shawn Hendricks says:

    The Jolly Green Giant really likes messing with this guy using a couple of oversized peas.

  7. Shawn Hendricks says:

    William Tell’s great-great-great-great-great-great-great grandkids STILL haven’t learned their lesson.

  8. Shawn Hendricks says:

    Is he bald as a melon? Only his head wrapper knows for sure.

  9. Shawn Hendricks says:

    Palastine. Not the birthplace of the piƱata.

  10. Shawn Hendricks says:

    Dude, your sniper defense is weak.

  11. Charlene says:

    Carmen Miranda sure hasn’t aged well, has she?

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